Day 26- something you’ve always wondered

How do fridge lights only turn on when the fridge door’s opened? Is it a motion sensor thing?

Finally, Google understands my torment

Finally, Google understands my torment

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Reblogging in the hopes of tarnishing more childhoods.

Reblogging in the hopes of tarnishing more childhoods.

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Day 25- something you did as a kid that people remember

From a nativity we did, people remember me really angrily shushing my wife-character in it. They remembered it when they saw it, and even worse, the first shot of the recorded version is me shushing her. A lot of people thought I was a really snotty bastard child ^_^

Johnny, you appear to have misunderstood how glasses work…

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Damn, I’m trying to learn the lyrics to "I’m a scatman" now. So hard

Text I just received

Day 24- if you could switch lives with someone for a day, who would it be?

Richard Branson. I’d use his vast fortunes for mischief. Not evil, like blowing stuff up. Just being a nuisance. I’d hire a whole crowd of people to impersonate various animals, and go on a helicopter tour of New York, and shave half of his beard and one of his eyebrows off, and make him sell all of the businesses he own, except one, which would be renamed to ‘Foofy’. I’d also buy a money gun, and fire wads of $1 bills at people.

But what if they forget!?

But what if they forget!?

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